Are There Any Good Pesto-Pasta Jokes Or Puns?

Comedy night

Short answer
Every industry sector has its own cringeworthy jokes, and sadly we're no exception. Welcome to pesto-pun heaven.

Long answer
Every sector of society has its own cringeworthy jokes, and sadly these are ours. Please don’t ever use them in our presence as we suffer from second-hand embarrassment and if we hear them out loud, we just want the world to swallow us up.

Terrible pesto jokes

Q: What did the basil say to the chef?
A: Stop PESTO-ing me!

Q: My girlfriend spent $40 on a pesto pasta dish.
A: It was worth every penne.

Q: What do you call an Italian fortune teller with a negative outlook on the future?
A: A pesto-mystic

Q: What is the best pasta for pesto sauce?

A: It depennes on your taste.

Q: What do you give pasta when it is sick?
A: Pesto-bismol.

Q: I started to grow a herb patch but the basil is refusing to grow
A: It's being such a pesto.

Q: My Dad asked me to not let the cat eat the leftover pesto. I said cats don't even like pesto.
A: He replied, "I wouldn't put it pasta".

Terrible pesto and pasta puns
I want to make pesto but I’m running out of thyme!
Pasterly the worst pasta pun ever.
The pesto's yet to come!
Hey pesto!
Every day is pasta day!
Duct tape and pasta are alike. They fix everything.
For he's a jolly good pesto.
Eat the spaghetti. Forget your regretti.
Pesto is the besto!
Pesto is the quiche of the 80s